Gentlemen, there are certain types of girls you should stay away from this coming Sunday. These are the women that will screw you over, using the words ‘love’ and ‘Bae’ just to gain material incentives and leave you brimming with regret. Women value Valentine’s day just as much as they value weddings. A chic will do everything in her power to make sure that day turns out well for her, even if it means having to use a random nigga
If you care about your pocket, here are some women to avoid
1. The 'Miss Hard-To-Get':
You have been chasing her since the day Moses climbed Mount Sinai but she has been playing cat and mouse with you.
Then all of a sudden, she has agreed to see you this week. Last night she hollad at you via Whatsapp with ‘’Hey Bae, Where you taking me on Valentines day?” My friend, run like hell and make sure you do what it takes to avoid her.
2. The chic that rejected you.
Then there’s that chic who You jokingly called your sweet heart or maybe hit her up with some dirty texts but she flared up in anger and banished you to her blacklist. She has been disinterested in communicating with you, even going to the extent of using monosyllabic replies for you texts like ‘K’..
This week, she texts you with ” sweetheart, you chucked me Why?”… Suddenly becomes a lively chatter and doesn’t make use of monosyllabic words to reply anymore. This is just one of those signs that she’s grooming you to be her valentine’s savior. Bro……block the bi*ch and go eat fish.
3. The pretender.
She friend zoned you a long time ago but now she’s acting like your girlfriend, while plastering you with lovey dovey nouns. She is even using your picture as her profile pic on Whatsapp while commenting on all your Facebook status updates. Mshow ajitoe
4. The chic who’s just looking for a plan.
She starts telling you about her problems with her boyfriend and that she needs a break from him. Bro, ask yourself. Why must the coincidence be on Valentine’s week?. Ignore her and talk to her after valentines. Then see if she’ll respond. She probably won’t because she’ll have gotten back with her boyfriend who was with another chic on the big day.
5. The ‘feed me but don’t bang me’ chic:
She agrees to spend Valentine’s day with you on condition that she will not come to your house. She says she’ll only meet you at an eatery or cinema. This kind of chic might also tell you that how much she wants to go out with you but then adds that her periods will be starting around Thursday. Valentine’s Day is never complete without the mingling of the ‘P’ and ‘D’
